July 2012
dripdippydonald:
chadingo:
peruvian-diego:
One Direction who? Boys Who Cry will forever be the best boy band
Umm no. Oh Boyz forever.
Uhh excuse you. 3 words. Boys in Motion.
voteschneider:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
When you're sleeping at a friend's house and you...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
Hahaha yes.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
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