March 2011
Reasons why I would be a terrible Death Eater
kaybombarda:
When I get my dark mark, I would be showing it off like a new tattoo.
Every Death Eater meeting that Snape attends,
At Voldemort’s return,
During battles, I would be in the back like
During Death Eater meetings, I would be eye fucking everyone
The only spell i would ever use
Every time Voldemort walks into the room
Every time Draco passes by,
Every time...
onehandcanhealanother:
Lady Gaga taught me it’s okay to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people...
Everytime I see 'explain' on a test, I die a...
lifestylesoftheyoungandshameless:
marsyao:
Accurate.
REBLOG if you love God more than Tumblr.
people that actually don’t reblog this
My parents never had "the talk" with me.
bara-kitten:
and yet, i know almost everything there is to know.
I remember one day when I was twelve [the day after I told my mom I had my first girlfriend] she just looks at me at breakfast and goes “You already know everything, don’t you?” and I just laughed and said “If you give me ‘the talk’, I will hit you. Not even joking.” And that was that.
That Kid Who Says "We Had Homework"
rachhhdorman:
HAHAHAHAHAHA ohh god.
When you're texting five people and you tell four...
bara-kitten:
vampalexa:
joey~
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
tumblrismyboyfriend:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
fictionisagift:
my-name-is-alejandro-gayscarf:
mustacheboulevard:
giovannafalcone1:
tumbleupthestairs:
thehiddentriforce:
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
THIS IS SO AMAZING
OH MY GOD
AMAZING.
this is so a-ma-zing!!
I love this! “Life is too short for the wrong job”… Now if I ever use one of these machines I’m going to be thinking about the person inside!
^
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Reblog if you're a The Vampire Diaries fan. I...
iwannabeyourobsession:
truebluestyleps:
When teachers are teaching new stuff & they're...
We don’t even remember shit that happened last week.
When people say Ian Somerhalder is ugly!?
truebluestyleps:
Reblog if you don't care if someone is straight,...
the amount of notes on this… <3
When you start singing the Friday song
harrypotterwillneverdie:
hermionegranger:
gpoy
such a gpoy
This post is haunted . srsly u guise
rfflores:
nguyenanita:
xprincessfacex:
hogwarts-express:
If you don’t reblog this post. the ghosts that haunt the internet will come to you in your sleep. They will pull your heart directly from your chest, and the eyes from your very sockets. Because you know … Ghosts use the internet now. They know who’s not going to reblog this.
Take this bitch for instance ^ . She kills tumblr...
