and yet, i know almost everything there is to know.
I remember one day when I was twelve [the day after I told my mom I had my first girlfriend] she just looks at me at breakfast and goes “You already know everything, don’t you?” and I just laughed and said “If you give me ‘the talk’, I will hit you. Not even joking.” And that was that.
If you don’t reblog this post. the ghosts that haunt the internet will come to you in your sleep. They will pull your heart directly from your chest, and the eyes from your very sockets. Because you know … Ghosts use the internet now. They know who’s not going to reblog this.
Take this bitch for instance ^ . She kills tumblr users every night. Don’t take any chances. Srsly u guise. She knows.
oh shit .
DAM IT NOT AGAIN .
Posts like these are the reason why I’m not in peace. >.>