Boy: (Falls asleep.) Girl: Hello? Are you sleeping? Boy: (No response.) Girl: Hm. I’ve been meaning to tell you that… I love you. I’m in love with you. Uh, I always have been. Um. I wish I could tell you this when you’re conscious. But.. Boy: (Groggy) Mm, hello? Girl: Oh, hiii? Boy: I love you, too.
mother simpson: how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man… homer: seven. lisa: no, dad, it’s a rhetorical question. homer: ok, eight. lisa: dad, do you even know what “rhetorical” means? homer: do i know what rhetorical means?!