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We all have a show that we love watching but would never confess to it, like Hannah Montana amirite?

mycurvybluepenis:

 We all have a show that we love watching but would never confess to it, like Hannah Montana amirite?

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It's called M&M's.
  • Kimiko: I gave up my milky way cuz I can't eat it.
  • Me: You should've given it to me!!
  • Kimiko: Eh.
  • Bea: It should be Skittles!
  • Kimiko: Skittles are awesome.
  • Me: I want chocolate tuloy.
  • Bea: OH OH! IT'D BE AWESOME IF IF SOMEONE INVENTED CHOCOLATE SKITTLES!!!
  • Kimiko: *laughs*
  • Me: *Laughs hard*
  • Bea: YEAH. SO COOL!!
  • Kimiko: They made that already. It's called M&M's.
  • Me: *Can't stop laughing*
  • -Tells this story to Gaby-
  • Gaby Sagun: sdlkje but they do have chocolate skittlesj kkljfcsde
  • silvercrescentlyre: ))))))))
  • silvercrescentlyre: Well I didn't know that.
Aug 14, 2010
Dont you hate it when you try to say a funny story to your parents and they make a big deal out of it and its not funny anymore, amirite?

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Aug 14, 2010
You: I'm going to go to bed early tonight! 4 hours later: Holy shit it's 2am!? amirite?
Aug 14, 2010
When The bad guys are shooting the good guys in a movie they always have terrible aim. amirite?
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I hate when I'm about to sneeze and then it goes away

heckyeahawesome:

drunklikewhoe:

-ihavenourl:

whimsicalwhiplash:

-kailalalala:

smittywerbenjaggermanjensen:

waterforchocolate:

balthazar-:

BITCH I WANTED TO SNEEZE WHERE DA FUCK YOU GOIN

Never alone. I love to sneeze. It’s so refreshing. It’s 1/10 of an orgasm, you know lol

:))). Yeah. It pisses me off too.

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If a parent orders you to take out the garbage at night, telling them that the Hash-Slinging Slasher could get you is a perfectly reasonable excuse not to, amirite?
Aug 14, 2010
When typing in your password, it's annoying that if you make a mistake you have to start all over because with the stars you can't see where you made the mistake. amirite?

Especially if it’s a really really long password.

Aug 14, 2010
Its impossible to clean out your room, because you find cool stuff from when you were little and start playing with it again, amirite?
Aug 14, 2010
Sometimes you can't remember your pin code, only the movement your fingers do while typing it, amirite?
Aug 14, 2010
It's really annoying when your family is reading what you're typing over your shoulder, amirite?
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