asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
dorkstrider: killerkranberry: dorkstrider: did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time ...
niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant says a lot
demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal do you guys see what i’m getting at
doingtimeasacapsicle: teapayne: I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
scraggay: ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
true self control is waiting until the movie..... →
lulz-time: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
changing from jeans to pajama pants..... →
lulz-time: yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
today in class someone sneezed..... →
lulz-time: hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from